Troubles in Shitburg

One Sunday, “Can’t do no cinoo er, ain’t got milk, tea coffee onlyhh!” A barely deciphered grunt, credit to the server for being so understanding. White coffee or milky tea then? Well, I only order cappuccino from BurgerKrap because I knows that’s possibly the only ways one can get fresh milk coffee at all by... Continue Reading →


Ed Miliband, I forgive you, totally understand mate. It’s not easy these days trying to get a fast-breakfast down without a whole load of confusion and bother. Today, I succumbed to unfortunate daylight robbery, nearly losing a few ivories in the process. No, I wasn’t mugged, just happened to purchase an appetising looking takeaway sandwich... Continue Reading →

Argos, a Greek city, also pointless retail chain

I was on a quest recently for some, wait for it… noise-cancelling bluetooth headphones. Yes, noise-cancelling! I didn’t want to spend the earth, although in the end I practically did and no thanks to ******* Argos. The thing is, noise-cancelling bluetooth headphones rarely fall under the £100 budget, and still don’t from my troubling experience.... Continue Reading →

Reversing the Car Parking Fine

There is a private parking injustice going on in England & Wales. It appears, many motorists are receiving illegitimate fines and then having to undergo a whole process of trying to prove their innocence. If fortunate, fines are cancelled but this does not take away all hassle and stress an appealer has endured. This must... Continue Reading →

THE INTERVIEW — Hermes Courier

  “Self-Employed Courier Driver – Own Car Required. Hermes Parcelnet Ltd. INCOME POTENTIAL CIRCA £25 - £100 PER DAY. ROUNDS AVAILABLE FROM 1 TO 7 DAYS PER WEEK INCLUDING WEEKEND COVER. In order to apply, you’ll need: A car or van with a valid MOT and insurance. If you have a car, a full driving... Continue Reading →

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